I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

Anonymous said: What does wolf pussy actually taste like?

I have no clue, my url is an inside joke.

  -  29 July